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Chris Rock is ...
By: rogerrodd. on 06 Jan 09, 09:02:45
Chris Rock is arguably among the most brilliant comedians alive today but he is a BUST as a talk show host or guest.

homeless mag!
By: brunacabanne. on 06 Jan 09, 05:07:35
homeless mag!

honestly, i still ...
By: filip000. on 04 Jan 09, 22:30:34
honestly, i still don't agree. you can't tell me it's normal to sell guns to anybody! no wonder you have so many crazy lunatics killing people! let me explain. in my country in europe...you can have a gun at home, no problem...but you have to pass some psychology tests, you have to prove you're a reasonable being...because otherwise any schmuck would get a gun and kill people for no reason. and that's what happens in america! too many crazy people have guns!

The guns are for ...
By: Astroalpha2. on 04 Jan 09, 22:01:01
The guns are for home defense in case the police don't arrive on time when some one breaks into your house. This allows you to safely dispose of any possible threats to your life. You can be sure as hell that the criminals will have guns no matter what because they're criminals, they don't mind getting guns illegally. To not sell guns is to deprive honest citizens of their self-defense and their peace of mind. Though I'll agree with you that the war is a crock, all governments need to step back.

this was recorded ...
By: leurahome. on 11 Dec 08, 05:51:19
this was recorded on my birthday!

Damn, he wasn't ...
By: Vattens. on 27 Nov 08, 11:21:28
Damn, he wasn't even as visceral as this on "You Are All Diseased!" The crowd sure wasn't expecting that and to think he had a POINT to something going on at that time. And oh how relevant it is today. Oh yeah, FUCK GOLF!!

HELL YEA, George ...
By: jp0005jp. on 07 Nov 08, 12:12:07
HELL YEA, George Carlin Rules, FUCK GOLFERS!!!!!!!

Carlin just stunned ...
By: ketandev. on 03 Nov 08, 12:31:56
Carlin just stunned them.

Brilliant comedian. ...
By: Soulnik. on 28 Oct 08, 23:26:38
Brilliant comedian. Spot on performance and funny as hell!

you must admit he ...
By: filip000. on 03 Oct 08, 18:00:41
you must admit he does have a point here. i'm white, living in europe and everyone here sees america's problem, seems to me only americans are blinded by some entertaining sh*t and are unable to see where the problems really lie. wars? terrorism? give me a fuc*ing break...guns in Kmart? what the hell is that for?

Yeah. Well most of ...
By: prox1mately. on 14 Sep 08, 13:41:43
Yeah. Well most of his comedy is based on an issue he wants to be dealt with. He often mention that the americans are war lovers... think he wants that problem solved? I do.

I've never seen ...
By: OrmEmber. on 03 Sep 08, 06:30:29
I've never seen George Carlin appear as angry as he does in this bit. I saw the same material later on another show, and it was more laid back and sardonic. Here, he almost comes off as a radical priest from the 60's!

Yeah, It Seems The ...
By: sbbeth57. on 27 Aug 08, 00:08:16
Yeah, It Seems The Crowd Was In A Coma During His Performence.

the crowd sux
By: Epimpin101. on 22 Aug 08, 18:24:53
the crowd sux

I really dont think ...
By: Unforgvn8400. on 16 Aug 08, 01:29:28
I really dont think george was in this skit for the comedy, i think he really wanted people to understand that this is a real problem that needs to be fixed. george was being serious.

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: joobggg. on 06 Aug 08, 07:11:27
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The master. Essays ...
By: jamianm. on 27 Jul 08, 07:03:52
The master. Essays in disguise. What an inspiration. I like to regard him as a hit of acid without even opening your mouth.

the absolute master ...
By: mattthedream. on 25 Jul 08, 20:21:23
the absolute master, no questions, my inspiration, GC,thanks george

I really like this ...
By: downcard11. on 25 Jul 08, 19:47:13
I really like this entire bit. It is cool to see him working on what would later be on "Jammin' In New York."

KING of comedy - ...
By: peugeot505gti. on 24 Jul 08, 22:29:50
KING of comedy - George Carlin

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George Carlin - Letterman Interview - 1997
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 447 seconds

June 16, 1997 - Late Show with David Letterman
A short interview with George, with an idea about a personal ad that nobody would want to respond to; George briefly discusses the passing of his wife, Brenda.

Related: carlin, george, interview, letterman

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watch letterman ...
By: nazirdjon. on 04 Jan 09, 15:57:30
watch letterman being pwned "letterman and marat safin"

Pryor and Carlin ...
By: ACDCfreak50. on 31 Dec 08, 19:14:20
Pryor and Carlin are definitely top two. The order can change depending on mood, but they're definitely top 2.

He was born, lived, ...
By: Tacotruck1166. on 29 Dec 08, 08:28:22
He was born, lived, was a comedian, died. What else is really important enough to read about?

I just watched him ...
By: zdrumdude. on 26 Dec 08, 00:59:17
I just watched him on Larry King Vid. He was promoting a book. He has 2 at least

has carlin written ...
By: diefortacos. on 20 Dec 08, 04:01:20
has carlin written any autobiographical books? he is my favorite comedian and i'm very interested to read about his life

wow, almost looks ...
By: letthedaybegin. on 18 Dec 08, 20:19:18
wow, almost looks like he's clean shavin' in this video. Never seen him this way.

thats not to say ...
By: slantedeskimo. on 05 Dec 08, 18:41:48
thats not to say mooney's jokes about race are cheap tho. mooney's got some the funniest and most original race jokes i've ever heard, some of the funniest jokes in general.

richard pryor is ...
By: andyx1205. on 05 Dec 08, 02:09:06
richard pryor is good and may be #2 but george carlin is #1 no doubt

One of the things I ...
By: RevAlex. on 25 Nov 08, 00:37:40
One of the things I really enjoy about Carlin is that he knows how to play the mostly-bullshit Hollywood "Game," which is something that even a lot of professionals forget from time to time. Take mentioning his dead wife in the last seconds of the segment - a rather crass thing to do, in my opinion. He handled that with exceptional grace.

I was wrong he is ...
By: carpet9999999999. on 24 Nov 08, 12:29:04
I was wrong he is selling something

people usually are ...
By: carpet9999999999. on 24 Nov 08, 12:27:39
people usually are interviewed to promote something of their that is new, but he's not so i've got to guess that he did get paid.

ya.. i guess i will ...
By: ayornta5. on 10 Nov 08, 22:51:25
ya.. i guess i will.. hehehe.. lOl..

well you're gonna ...
By: waywardwatchdog1. on 10 Nov 08, 17:20:45
well you're gonna get one anyway you s.o.b. j/p lol

can people just ...
By: ayornta5. on 09 Nov 08, 06:25:31
can people just stop arguing about the greatest comedian ever.. just appreciate there comments.. ok.? george carlin is "ONE" of the greatest comedians ever.. (take note of the word one on my last remark. me dont want hate replies.)

carlin is the best ...
By: hemphill87. on 04 Nov 08, 16:37:51
carlin is the best paul mooney wrote jokes for pryor how can he be number 1 if someone is writing some of his jokes carlin didnt have to make race jokes to get a cheap laugh

the 100 greatest ...
By: MiikkaKipper. on 03 Nov 08, 04:41:03
the 100 greatest comedians list is someone elses OPINION, richard pryor was a better actor than stand up.

2 very interesting ...
By: peaceinside25. on 29 Oct 08, 05:04:28
2 very interesting personalities

he's not the best . ...
By: soareadrian10. on 09 Oct 08, 18:45:20
he's not the best ...he's no2 after richard pryor in top 100 comedy central all-time stand-up comedians!!Is that good enough??

Wait, was he ...
By: youvebeenthunderstru. on 03 Oct 08, 01:37:05
Wait, was he seriously PAID for appearing on Letterman? I thought people did talk shows because they genuinely did it of their own accord and because they wanted to?

well, then fuck you ...
By: dilmao. on 27 Sep 08, 10:55:59
well, then fuck you too bmwM3ftw, he's definitely not. Tell me specifically which part of this interview that made you laugh... tell me, verbatim. I dare you. He's very intelligent and has a lot of important thing to say, no doubt, but funniest man in comedy he's most certainly not. You've missed out on alot of funny stuff if this is the funniest you've seen.

i live in malaysia, ...
By: TheGodKingSatanX. on 26 Sep 08, 19:08:52
i live in malaysia, and didnt know who Carlin was until he died, and learned about his great work, only after that. But thank god for that, bcos had it been any sooner, i would have grieved and had a huge depression, he totally was my idol after watching a few hbo specials. the guy is a motherfucking genius, and i hardly knew ye.

fuck you, he's the ...
By: bmwM3ftw. on 26 Sep 08, 18:36:56
fuck you, he's the funniest and smartest comedian in america.

why don't you have ...
By: sounddesign81. on 18 Sep 08, 00:10:11
why don't you have just a little respect and keep that to yourself

I really don't ...
By: dilmao. on 13 Sep 08, 01:39:24
I really don't think he's that funny but he's a brilliant commentator on society and the human condition.

So true. He never ...
By: badtown88. on 06 Sep 08, 20:03:44
So true. He never trailed off. He wasn't some old relic. He was always brilliant. I miss this guy!

George Carlin On Dennis Miller Live 6-1-01
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Video duration: 558 seconds

Interview with George Carlin on Dennis Miller Live 06-01-01.
The topic of the show is "Advertising"

Related: advertising, carlin, dennis, george, interview, miller

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Yoda ladies and ...
By: MunkiesbrainS. on 07 Jan 09, 20:26:10
Yoda ladies and gentlemen.

Think of how stupid ...
By: 15minclub. on 07 Jan 09, 07:06:26
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

"Carlin is Yoda ...
By: bimmjim. on 06 Jan 09, 21:11:24
"Carlin is Yoda from the Ort cloud." That is very funny, if you get it. The OECD tested representative samples of adults from the top 31 developed countries. Canada scored 29th and USA scored 31st. I am ashamed of that but it is true. Carlin spoke the truth.

Dennis Miller is a ...
By: MusicJew158. on 06 Jan 09, 09:32:23
Dennis Miller is a libertarian and not the typical right wing douchebag, George Carlin is fucking brilliant regardless of whether you agree with him he made fun of left wing assholes as well as right wing assholes though he leaned to the left. He was an independent thinker

that was brilliant. ...
By: Gangularis. on 06 Jan 09, 06:22:09
that was brilliant. Very informed guy.

The comedy world is ...
By: ars731. on 05 Jan 09, 20:21:52
The comedy world is much poorer with Geroge Carlin gone

So typical...the ...
By: usaownsmyheart. on 05 Jan 09, 14:07:34
So typical...the righty guy (Miller) can allow the lefty guy his say...U dont think Carlin (RIP), would have given Miller a voice, do you? No way, thats not part of the communist way! To bad Carlin is gone, he would have been great in nobamas cabinet...maybe replace Richardson since he is being indicted.

Man, this guy is a ...
By: at1212b. on 04 Jan 09, 12:54:52
Man, this guy is a genius... miss him. Him and Ron Paul I think would have gotten along.

...aiming comets at ...
By: ericineffible. on 04 Jan 09, 06:34:35
...aiming comets at people. funny. It is maddening being a skeptic, but somebody's gotta do it.

betty fuckin ...
By: SippinCoughee. on 04 Jan 09, 05:48:53
betty fuckin crocker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The person didn't ...
By: runnersdialzero33. on 03 Jan 09, 08:07:05
The person didn't say George is still alive or anything.

i wonder what ...
By: gqmighty. on 02 Jan 09, 02:41:58
i wonder what carlin thought about miller after miller made his hard right turn...although even carlin went pretty militaristic right after 9/11..but miller took it to the extreme

carlin never ...
By: Wdd4lif3. on 01 Jan 09, 05:04:56
carlin never repeated himself...tough to do for a comedian.

NASA doesn't have ...
By: at987ta. on 31 Dec 08, 04:27:58
NASA doesn't have any data on the 'Ort Cloud' spawning comets. Does anyone out there have any?

He, uh, died a few ...
By: liOVERLOADil. on 27 Dec 08, 05:02:40
He, uh, died a few months ago...

I admire Carlin for ...
By: lordx0r. on 24 Dec 08, 23:55:14
I admire Carlin for keeping the magic alive even into his 60's. Incredible orator.

Funny to see Carlin ...
By: ayyub24. on 23 Dec 08, 05:04:14
Funny to see Carlin on Miller's show, when you consider that after 9/11 Miller has nothing but be a neoconservative Bush loving fool. Just the type of person Carlin hates.

my thoughts are ...
By: PlainasJay. on 23 Dec 08, 04:47:47
my thoughts are respect beats out both

i always thought of ...
By: meesterm0le. on 22 Dec 08, 16:34:11
i always thought of him as a pretentious douche, myself.

Look at that ...
By: MRNICEGUY131. on 21 Dec 08, 02:49:14
Look at that massive cranium on him...He was definitely sporting a brain in there!

I don't think I ...
By: jabralter. on 20 Dec 08, 22:03:54
I don't think I have ever laughed at anything Dennis Miller has said.

dude, hes a ...
By: aameenjohal. on 19 Dec 08, 16:18:46
dude, hes a comedian. not a philosopher or scientist. dont expect him to be.

Brilliant. I miss ...
By: Raydo97. on 19 Dec 08, 03:17:05
Brilliant. I miss this guy. I'm glad Bill Maher has taken up the fight against the idiocy of religion. We need less "faith" and more "thought" in this country.

There's no such ...
By: Rahab111222. on 18 Dec 08, 23:24:31
There's no such thing as a Darwinist, jackass. There's the term 'Darwinian', but no one calls themselves a Darwinian scientist, because then you'd have to identify yourself with being a Newtonian, an Einsteinian, ect.

Hard as like a ...
By: alwaysopen. on 18 Dec 08, 08:52:59
Hard as like a ballpeen hammer between the eyes?

George Carlin - The Tonight Show 1972
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 571 seconds

May 2, 1972 The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson
Interview and performance. George reads some fan mail, and talks about his "hair piece" - Another of MANY Carson appearances over the years.

Related: 1972, carlin, carson, george, show, tonight

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he had a pretty bad ...
By: meesterm0le. on 06 Jan 09, 19:28:38
he had a pretty bad cocaine addiction in the mid to late 70s that not only induced a heart attack, but set him back quite a bit financially

yes, thank you - i ...
By: meesterm0le. on 06 Jan 09, 19:27:20
yes, thank you - i was thinking about when my boss was born as i did the math - they were near the same age

great clip. thank ...
By: Istandbyme. on 06 Jan 09, 06:47:14
great clip. thank you!

He was 34 not 36 ...
By: Istandbyme. on 06 Jan 09, 06:45:21
He was 34 not 36 here.

George Carlin, like ...
By: mysonzdad. on 06 Jan 09, 02:19:50
George Carlin, like Lenny Bruce..were way ahead of their time in their descriptions of every day life as they saw it. Lenny Bruce was criticized for his "vulgar" use of the English language when describing his views. And yet, even today to listen to him, he was right on. George Carlin exemplifies that same thing. He uses language that we ALL use (or think), thereby making him a pariah of of our time. I thank you George for all that you've done and accomplished. Rest in Peace.

George was never a ...
By: werewolf0013. on 03 Jan 09, 20:37:09
George was never a drug addict, however he was in rehab few times due to Wine addiction so yeah he was a winoo...

he was never a ...
By: meesterm0le. on 30 Dec 08, 19:19:33
he was never a heavy guy, but it appears that his lifestyle thinned him out during that period, yeah

Is he skinny ...
By: AirHendrix91. on 30 Dec 08, 01:10:06
Is he skinny because of his drug habits?

We was really heavy ...
By: RaidenTheAlmighty. on 28 Dec 08, 07:21:00
We was really heavy into coke for most of the 70s, just look at how skinny he is on the cover to "Occupation Foole".

Actually, George ...
By: meesterm0le. on 25 Dec 08, 18:03:21
Actually, George was 36 years old here!

wow, how ahead of ...
By: GlassCityLift2. on 24 Dec 08, 17:19:49
wow, how ahead of his time was he? well i think this video shows that.. wiser than anyone on that st or that audience and he was in his twenties

Yeah, George was ...
By: moorigs. on 24 Dec 08, 05:30:10
Yeah, George was always slender but here he looks terrible, way too skinny, looks like he just got out of a pow camp here

whats wrong with ...
By: satiristguyfunny. on 24 Dec 08, 03:19:13
whats wrong with hippies the world would be a better place with peace love and understanding

His voice is a dead ...
By: ThankfulGuy. on 23 Dec 08, 04:23:19
His voice is a dead ringer for BILL MURRAY.

I agree.
By: Deadperson213. on 17 Dec 08, 21:43:22
I agree.

Hes was such a ...
By: LimeInTheCoconut21. on 16 Dec 08, 04:35:54
Hes was such a hippy.

He's so skinny!
By: DiamondSheepRebirth. on 15 Dec 08, 16:47:33
He's so skinny!

he's such a wing ...
By: kennebacasiskyle. on 13 Dec 08, 23:30:04
he's such a wing nut.... funny tho

he sounds like dr ...
By: therath94. on 13 Dec 08, 07:11:08
he sounds like dr sause

Hahaha, he would ...
By: m1gul1. on 12 Dec 08, 18:58:50
Hahaha, he would slap you for that :D I see what you did there, nice sarcasm.

wow hid voice ...
By: Dilutedfurquewall. on 09 Dec 08, 19:49:12
wow hid voice sounds so different

I think he just ...
By: FuiSoyYsereUnGil. on 04 Dec 08, 03:19:51
I think he just stopped giving a shit on being a good comedian and just went on to speak his mind when on stage.

A true pioneer.
By: EMcCay14. on 01 Dec 08, 23:07:10
A true pioneer.

Thanks George! ...
By: beeyotch72. on 30 Nov 08, 08:25:37
Thanks George! Always.

Not much makes me ...
By: mindprism. on 30 Nov 08, 00:24:32
Not much makes me tear up - the loss of this man does. Every time I think of it.

George Carlin - Commercials 1965
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 466 seconds

July 20, 1965 - Merv Griffin Show
George's 1st appearance on the Merv Griffin show, doing a bit about commercials, somewhat different than the routine that appeared on his "Take Offs & Put Ons" album.

Related: 1965, carlin, commercials, george

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that and his ...
By: meesterm0le. on 30 Dec 08, 21:16:59
that and his super-elastic facial control

its the first time ...
By: freekeysband. on 30 Dec 08, 17:28:09
its the first time im watching his 60s personna i think he's bri||Iant I think what more statisfies me bout car|in is not his anti-estab|ishment and thought-provoking materia| but the genious of his jokes and his use of the eng|ish |anguage

boom mic, overhead
By: tampatek. on 23 Dec 08, 23:10:18
boom mic, overhead

wait...where's his ...
By: NorrisChuckling. on 15 Dec 08, 18:03:58
wait...where's his mic??? o.O

Sounds a bit Frank ...
By: narozzz. on 11 Dec 08, 15:56:51
Sounds a bit Frank Zappa @ 5:02 - Only fitting, this being counterculture humour making it's first dint in the mainstream. (Junkie jokes!)

not if you compared ...
By: Dilutedfurquewall. on 09 Dec 08, 22:15:00
not if you compared it with his most current voices

lol I wish he would ...
By: WKaliber1. on 09 Dec 08, 20:07:07
lol I wish he would do some of his Pussy Fart and Rape is Funny jokes back then that would be hilarious to hear that on television

This is surreal to ...
By: achmedlolol. on 08 Dec 08, 16:50:38
This is surreal to watch..

HILARIOUS!
By: AccordionManiac. on 25 Nov 08, 09:13:46
HILARIOUS!

Classic Carlin
By: Daschnek. on 17 Nov 08, 04:00:34
Classic Carlin

even as a mad cap ...
By: oroge. on 14 Nov 08, 00:15:35
even as a mad cap comedian he was gr8

God damn hes voice ...
By: ThantosProduction. on 12 Nov 08, 06:57:27
God damn hes voice sounds so much the same

FYI cussing is ...
By: bassmonkey122. on 04 Nov 08, 09:29:50
FYI cussing is still Vulgar and low class.

Wow, his voice ...
By: DonZabu. on 26 Oct 08, 04:42:27
Wow, his voice never changed.

the voice, the ...
By: FirstMetalHamster. on 24 Oct 08, 14:21:50
the voice, the goofy faces from time to time... ITS HIM!!! :D

The voice he does ...
By: fortyniners1515. on 22 Oct 08, 03:29:58
The voice he does when hes talking about having dandriff, sounds exactly like his real voice when he does the show, "It's Bad For Ya!"

Because this was ...
By: ztech24. on 19 Oct 08, 19:40:54
Because this was made in 1965~ People in the 60s still valued modesty. Cussing on TV would have been considered pretty vulgar. ~ZB24~

Because the ...
By: jakster2. on 18 Oct 08, 23:50:34
Because the television standards for decency were much different in 1965.There was no HBO and even if the idea for that type of programming were proposed, there would be no way for it to materialize due to the restrictions of the time.

1965
By: jgcooper. on 16 Oct 08, 19:35:52
1965

No HBO in 1965
By: mmyrbam. on 16 Oct 08, 02:27:07
No HBO in 1965

wow. this is ...
By: thedivys. on 14 Oct 08, 22:17:58
wow. this is brilliant!

Chris Rock is okay ...
By: Amir3793. on 12 Oct 08, 22:54:36
Chris Rock is okay as for Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia can die for all I care

Whoa, that's George ...
By: Weapon01. on 10 Oct 08, 08:06:02
Whoa, that's George? R.I.P.

thx
By: Derek799. on 05 Oct 08, 14:01:03
thx

smartest comment on ...
By: oroge. on 03 Oct 08, 19:45:42
smartest comment on the page my friend

George Carlin - Wonderful Wino 1966
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 396 seconds

December 10, 1966 - The Hollywood Palace
Another early television appearance by George on the Hollywood Palace. Here he is performing his popular "Wonderful Wino" bit
12/10/66

Related: 1966, carlin, george, hollywood, palace, wino, wonderful

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I've always thought ...
By: davemock. on 03 Jan 09, 21:14:04
I've always thought of Mr. Carlin not as a full-bore cynic, but a disappointed idealist. His wit never disappeared even as his act got a harder edge during the "What Am I Doing In New Jersey?" era.

the part that ...
By: losttouchwithreality. on 30 Dec 08, 02:30:47
the part that starts at 3:29 always kills me. so good. :)

George was fired ...
By: Captmiloman. on 27 Dec 08, 07:33:42
George was fired from a radio station when he "barrowed" the station's broadcast van to buy pot.

yeah, the good old ...
By: CatcherAI. on 10 Dec 08, 03:15:10
yeah, the good old days

I'm ashamed for ...
By: achmedlolol. on 08 Dec 08, 17:00:09
I'm ashamed for america as it has turned out. Just look at this decade

Jimmy Durante...... ...
By: Shortchecker. on 04 Dec 08, 05:00:24
Jimmy Durante......... George Carlin! Wow!

yeah, they didn't ...
By: josh200610. on 03 Dec 08, 03:40:18
yeah, they didn't have HBO back then

Wow! he didn't say ...
By: Boutartega. on 01 Dec 08, 22:47:00
Wow! he didn't say a single f-word!

2:05 - One of the ...
By: ghackett91. on 26 Nov 08, 02:57:35
2:05 - One of the first air guitar performances!

this is trippy to ...
By: wiggie22. on 20 Nov 08, 22:26:46
this is trippy to watch

Really, this was ...
By: Thureaufan. on 19 Nov 08, 20:02:19
Really, this was the same act in a different style. Just add in a few F bombs and you've got Carlin before he died. It's still a comment on the rediculousness of society. See his modern man shpeel. its just like the parts in here where he goes on and on from a single word

Good Lord he looks ...
By: charityjunebug. on 15 Nov 08, 03:39:12
Good Lord he looks so different here!

I agree and George ...
By: myroncope. on 13 Nov 08, 00:47:31
I agree and George probably would agree as well. He said he used to do this shit as his job and go hang out with hip people at night.

Man, it would have ...
By: Korolev61. on 28 Oct 08, 20:00:52
Man, it would have been awesome if he dropped a few f-bombs!

Dude these clips ...
By: LordSnow69. on 22 Oct 08, 02:58:43
Dude these clips are amazing. I remembered almost every word by heart. (Did a skit in Jr. High drama class one time of WINO radio) I had no idea he went back this far... on stage with Jimmy Durante, unbelievable. And I too think he was twice as funny when he stayed away from the cynical outlook, and his comedy ws lighter. He "sold out" a bit towards the end of his career.

this is the way ...
By: boltonjack. on 20 Oct 08, 21:34:05
this is the way comedy was back in the day- i know i cant really follow it either.

I'm lost dude. I'm ...
By: greenhermit. on 19 Oct 08, 02:01:33
I'm lost dude. I'm just watching him talk and talk and hearing people laugh and laugh. I'm glad he turned anti-establishment. I get that stuff.

Carlin was at his ...
By: Limp73. on 04 Oct 08, 14:14:48
Carlin was at his best poking fun at 1960s Top 40 radio on his RCA album "Take Offs and Put Ons." After "The Hair Piece" George never appealed to me as much and his wit gave way to hopeless cynicism as he aged.

WONDER WIIIIIIINO
By: DCMan06. on 25 Sep 08, 23:32:53
WONDER WIIIIIIINO

Thanks for an ...
By: ShortyJDogg. on 20 Sep 08, 00:05:40
Thanks for an awsome video

Jimmy headlined ...
By: fromthesidelines. on 17 Sep 08, 18:01:55
Jimmy headlined several variety shows in the '50s- "FOUR STAR REVUE", "COLGATE COMEDY HOUR", and "TEXACO STAR THEATER: THE JIMMY DURANTE SHOW", and they usually ended with him walking under those spotlights into "infinity" with his "Mrs. Calabash" tag...he appeared frequently on "THE HOLLYWOOD PALACE" in the mid-'60s, and hosted his own variety hour with The Lennon Sisters in 1969-'70...

If I remember ...
By: captjon615. on 17 Sep 08, 00:55:52
If I remember correctly, Jimmy Durante once had his own variety show. He would close by uttering his catch phrase, "Goodnight, Mrs. Calabash, where ever you are," and slowly exited the stage, lit only by three large spotlights.

It certainly was -- ...
By: captjon615. on 17 Sep 08, 00:47:05
It certainly was -- "the ol' schnozz" -- Jimmy Durante. He was the narrator for "Frosty" when it debuted back in the 60s.

I can only ...
By: huntnpack. on 15 Sep 08, 06:56:40
I can only recognize him by his manorisms this is amazing!

Young and harmless. ...
By: SeanDeigh13. on 08 Sep 08, 19:49:33
Young and harmless. Naive as the decade itself.

George Carlin - The Telephone - 1976
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 364 seconds

September 28, 1976 - Tony Orlando & Dawn
Another "Time For George" - I've never heard this one before this :)

Related: carlin, george, telephone

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George Carlin - Commercials / Birth Control
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 410 seconds

March 18, 1970 - Playboy After Dark
Here we see George in his transformation. He was starting to let his hair grow, but still dressing sharp. His material was leaning a bit more to the risque. While the 1st part of this bit has been carried over from his earlier material, the "Birth Control" bit would end up on FM/AM.
Enjoy this one!

Related: after, birth, carlin, commercials, control, dark, george, playboy

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i swear it wasnt ...
By: freekeysband. on 31 Dec 08, 00:33:19
i swear it wasnt there the first time i |ooked

The date & program ...
By: meesterm0le. on 30 Dec 08, 19:17:41
The date & program are in the description - it's from the show "Playboy After Dark"

can u p|z te|| me ...
By: freekeysband. on 30 Dec 08, 02:04:00
can u p|z te|| me what's this during? I mean is this a sitcom? program?

One word. Genius.
By: chestbuster1987. on 17 Dec 08, 17:18:43
One word. Genius.

Or how about a ...
By: EroSennin6669. on 21 Nov 08, 04:13:48
Or how about a birth control pill that only works half the time, We'll call it "Baby Maybe" I'll be honest, I cried like a little bitch when I found out he died. A man ahead of his time.....Thanks again Meesterm0le!

that makes sense to ...
By: procrastinator99. on 20 Nov 08, 22:36:56
that makes sense to me, considering its George Carlin. lol.

fetus fail, kiddie ...
By: procrastinator99. on 20 Nov 08, 22:35:38
fetus fail, kiddie kill....lol

no no no, it was ...
By: procrastinator99. on 20 Nov 08, 22:34:51
no no no, it was the "Y" finger shape he was annoyed by, not the fist holding the phone....

george is cool and ...
By: Jugband89. on 20 Nov 08, 04:51:23
george is cool and connie is hot

he has said that he ...
By: shnauzberry. on 12 Nov 08, 08:43:52
he has said that he has done so much material in the past that people bring it up to him and he's like "i said that?". i wouldn't hold it to him for making a hand gesture 30 or so years prior to a joke referring to it.

maybe things ...
By: theoriginaljlo. on 01 Sep 08, 07:47:07
maybe things changed over the years. did you ever think about that?

YOU'RE RIGHT - DAMN ...
By: meesterm0le. on 19 Aug 08, 13:56:49
YOU'RE RIGHT - DAMN - I THINK I SHOULD SHUT THIS CHANNEL DOWN - I CANT STAND THE HYPOCRISY!! Shame on him for not looking back on his old footage to make sure he didn't contradict himself.

Hmm. . .about 30 ...
By: monkeysquid. on 19 Aug 08, 09:29:54
Hmm. . .about 30 years later he said that anyone who puts his hand to his ear while reenacting a phone conversation should be killed.

actually carlin and ...
By: sintown13. on 28 Jul 08, 03:12:04
actually carlin and heff were pretty close friends

I've never seen ...
By: racl101. on 23 Jul 08, 21:37:57
I've never seen George with chicks before. This is surreal.

...womb broom, ...
By: EroSennin6669. on 20 Jul 08, 07:11:24
...womb broom, humpty dumpty... ROTFLMAO! ps SAAAYYYY you ARE a good sport!

Great material.
By: 1flesh1prop. on 12 Jul 08, 07:17:38
Great material.

Carlin is funny, ...
By: OrmEmber. on 06 Jul 08, 22:08:00
Carlin is funny, but he looks trapped in an alien environment here. Does anyone else notice all the young thin girls paired with completely disgusting trolls? Hugh Hefner is by FAR the creepiest; a guy in his 50s casually holding hands with a girl who looks like his teenage daughter, who he's going to fuck later on that night. These are the same smug jerkoffs that Carlin would later rip to shreds. The creepiest part is the young girls clapping at the mysgonistic humor at the end..... yeech.

hahaha this is so ...
By: Stoneberg. on 25 Jun 08, 01:21:20
hahaha this is so epic! RIP carlin

"Say, you ARE a ...
By: SpinnerMC. on 07 Jun 08, 00:30:22
"Say, you ARE a good sport!" he's brilliant. Thank you very much for sharing this footage.

George Carlin - Roseanne Interview Pt.1 -1999
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 350 seconds

1st week of February 1999 - The Roseanne Show
A short-lived talk show hosted by Roseanne Barr. This is a pretty good interview in support of his Brain Droppings book. 1 of 2

Related: barr, brain, carlin, droppings, george, interview, roseanne

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:)braindropings
By: Ozzy4a. on 31 Dec 08, 14:55:15
:)braindropings

George Carlin Rules.
By: SupernaturallyBAMed2. on 24 Dec 08, 00:25:25
George Carlin Rules.

Roseanne, what a ...
By: LimeInTheCoconut21. on 16 Dec 08, 04:51:57
Roseanne, what a nightmare.

horrible talkshow, ...
By: MetalJohn21. on 05 Dec 08, 00:00:31
horrible talkshow, great George Carlin

jesus?! did he ...
By: silenthillbilies. on 30 Nov 08, 04:00:35
jesus?! did he raped you or something!?

I love Roseanne. ...
By: Dansant. on 19 Nov 08, 03:17:51
I love Roseanne. All you haters can go to hell!

She's rather ...
By: chestbuster1987. on 11 Nov 08, 17:16:31
She's rather annoying how she keeps interrupting George.

She's terrible and ...
By: whieleta. on 24 Oct 08, 09:01:00
She's terrible and her voice is piercing.

Roseanne is a ...
By: thedivys. on 14 Oct 08, 00:22:03
Roseanne is a horrible interviewer.

its a matter of ...
By: rhcprxbandits. on 02 Oct 08, 21:21:12
its a matter of seconds before this old fuck dies of cancer hahahhahaa. its time to reap what youve sewed

man he'll be missed ...
By: 80Perkele. on 25 Sep 08, 23:11:27
man he'll be missed dearly........!!!

Wow Rosie! Way to ...
By: elicasharcherave. on 23 Aug 08, 00:21:53
Wow Rosie! Way to go asking good questions towards the end! Sweet

Carlin was gracious ...
By: Mephistonia. on 11 Aug 08, 16:45:15
Carlin was gracious towards everyone,even to some grotesque loudmouth.

THATS WHAT IM ...
By: S0caBo1. on 05 Aug 08, 08:15:51
THATS WHAT IM SAYING TOO!!

love carlin ! but ...
By: sintown13. on 03 Aug 08, 13:34:28
love carlin ! but wtf rosane had a show ??

Wow where the hell ...
By: rjmajor323. on 02 Aug 08, 23:08:05
Wow where the hell did you find this gem? good job man

Call me crazy but ...
By: 0toHero. on 31 Jul 08, 17:19:46
Call me crazy but Roseanne has sexy feet.

This sucks - if you ...
By: tbdeawh. on 28 Jul 08, 05:10:33
This sucks - if you want to see George Carlin at his best - watch him on Chris Rock

god she's an ...
By: vdtom. on 12 Jul 08, 17:33:36
god she's an annoying fat cunt. thick bitch. someone shoot her

yeah this woman is ...
By: poundingmidgets. on 11 Jul 08, 12:05:39
yeah this woman is annoying as shit. i think after a 5 minute conversation with her, i'd eat my own face.

shut up if you ...
By: idkmyuser1. on 07 Jul 08, 23:30:55
shut up if you dont like the video dont watch it

wow....this woman ...
By: luckystrike5201. on 05 Jul 08, 12:43:23
wow....this woman has got to go...i agree with you....lady shut the fuck up

Gee, I wonder why ...
By: VonCouch. on 30 Jun 08, 11:08:27
Gee, I wonder why it was "short lived"

... holy fuck shes ...
By: Matanumi. on 26 Jun 08, 21:37:34
... holy fuck shes annoying. george had to hold it back- he wouldn't tolerate that kind of stuff

irritating the way ...
By: olivedrag. on 23 Jun 08, 11:29:31
irritating the way this woman keeps interrupting him

George Carlin on Jay Leno Pt.1 -2001
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 417 seconds

April 27, 2001 Tonight Show With Jay Leno
I'm pretty sure this is George's 1st appearance on Leno's show.
1st part is the performance, 2nd part the interview

Related: carlin, george, jay, leno, show, tonight

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This is some cool ...
By: MRNICEGUY131. on 21 Dec 08, 03:49:24
This is some cool shit meester ,this venue is where he got his start on tv...very cool!

Lol that was ...
By: khatkhataXD. on 09 Dec 08, 18:31:29
Lol that was hilarious! George was great. Audience sucked ass though!

listen to the ...
By: GTRrocker666. on 30 Nov 08, 00:14:57
listen to the chimps clap. Carlin was awesome.

Well his funniest ...
By: DCaple0013. on 19 Nov 08, 04:45:43
Well his funniest of the funny jokes can't be said since it's the 2nite show

hmm. i'd like to ...
By: demite. on 07 Nov 08, 20:27:22
hmm. i'd like to think they're just not warmed up yet - there's no one George can't make laugh.

"Surely the people ...
By: frysmaktoff. on 04 Nov 08, 19:10:56
"Surely the people you ran over got a glimpse of it in the last moment? There were alot closer to it than you were!" Hahaha! Greatest.

this clown cursed 9 ...
By: Nappy1987. on 04 Nov 08, 14:28:23
this clown cursed 9/11 hahahahahaha every1 knew, clues are out there

this sucks....crowd ...
By: robster17. on 29 Oct 08, 14:53:13
this sucks....crowd doesnt get his humour...he had to censor himself...its not true george carlin standup...but still funny.

fraking hell... ...
By: Xoios. on 25 Oct 08, 06:09:18
fraking hell... george comforts me every time i feel down...

Your right, the ...
By: Freecell5671. on 20 Oct 08, 19:07:06
Your right, the audience is horrible. This is dark, absurd, stroytelling all at the same time. I absolutely love the twisted logic. He completely rationalizes driving away from a serious accident. It takes a lot of talent and guts to only do one bit for seven minutes.

They would of if he ...
By: jaredjaredjared1. on 20 Oct 08, 05:35:30
They would of if he was dead at the time.

This audience sucks ...
By: CraazyCory. on 14 Oct 08, 13:25:20
This audience sucks. George deserves better than that. That bit always has me in tears.

He made me spit my ...
By: Freecell5671. on 06 Oct 08, 04:01:06
He made me spit my tea. So great. I'm sorry but I think Comedy Central shoul have put Carlin above of Richard Pryor in there list.

absolutely its a ...
By: oroge. on 03 Oct 08, 18:56:39
absolutely its a sad fact about comedy, even a master at work can look mediocre when performing in front of the humourless and intellectually circumcised

i love george ...
By: outoforder30. on 28 Sep 08, 06:04:45
i love george carlin, mann the world is less funny without him.

I think that the ...
By: davethedrummercancun. on 27 Sep 08, 10:52:30
I think that the audience was just random kids / tourist @ NBC/Leno 4 the nite that don't really know the comedic styling of Mr.Carlin. No other person could have taken a subject matter that is so shocking & morbid and made the shit work. They were in shocked! This was classic typical GENIUS Carlin. No Comedian living or dead could have pulled off this bit!Truly amazing! God (if there really is a God) Thanx for the time U gave us with this MAN - Mr.George Carlin! RIP, Fuck it - party harder :-)

Wow, that audience ...
By: spitfire2005. on 16 Sep 08, 22:28:22
Wow, that audience truly was awful.

this shit was funny ...
By: HeyTaxi7. on 16 Sep 08, 20:38:24
this shit was funny! but this audience did blow!

this audience did ...
By: LiquidxRaiden. on 11 Sep 08, 00:14:05
this audience did suck, George has done this routine numerous times and it gets laughes every time, this audience is probly to fucking dumb to understand such great comedic talents from the comedic god George Carlin.

This is probably ...
By: frankfihn. on 20 Aug 08, 16:33:13
This is probably the stupidest audience I've ever seen.

leno's audience is ...
By: netmdfreek2004. on 18 Aug 08, 02:13:05
leno's audience is a bunch of yuppie middle americans

lmfaoo i like this ...
By: S0caBo1. on 06 Aug 08, 06:15:34
lmfaoo i like this routine when he did it in the HBO special the way he delievered it on there was fuckin awesome LOL but still this is LOL!!!

That crowd sucked.
By: toiletman404. on 05 Aug 08, 05:04:27
That crowd sucked.

well if you haven't ...
By: meesterm0le. on 01 Aug 08, 20:48:47
well if you haven't already subscribed, you ought to love what I've posted so far, and what's to come!

OMG I love George ...
By: RealTime88. on 01 Aug 08, 20:42:32
OMG I love George Carlin. He's soo funny, great writer and thinker. Many things he said were not popular but I'm glad he was around and made us laugh for 50 years. I have read all 3 of his books and they are hilarous. I cried soo much when he died and read his book the night he died. He's the greatest man and I miss him!!!

$George Carlin - \"Time\" - 1976$

George Carlin - "Time" - 1976
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 336 seconds

September 21, 1976 - Tony Orlando & Dawn Rainbow Hour
"Time For George"
George was a regular performer on the "Tony Orlando & Dawn Rainbow Hour" show in late 1976. The gig was right up his alley, because he could be himself and work out his routines instead of acting in some bad comedy sketches.

Related: carlin, for, george, time

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A 'jiffy' is an ...
By: get2more. on 04 Jan 09, 21:25:22
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100 th of a second. Just for the info :)

lol, the 20 minutes ...
By: joshcabosh. on 04 Jan 09, 03:42:16
lol, the 20 minutes thing had me laughing so hard!!! just his facial expressions and movements were funny!

sti|| beats |iving ...
By: freekeysband. on 03 Jan 09, 16:24:14
sti|| beats |iving for eternity around a bunch of pussies besides, u wi|| soon get used to a|| the F|ame ,,,then u can go find bi|| hicks or |enny bruce or kurt cobain or jimi hendrix and have a chat

you know all you do ...
By: joshcabosh. on 03 Jan 09, 00:53:33
you know all you do in hell is burn for eternity? burning for eternity seems boring...and painful.

LOL!!!
By: BanksNatalia. on 01 Jan 09, 09:55:44
LOL!!!

But not his videos ...
By: frysmaktoff. on 31 Dec 08, 17:52:04
But not his videos and words. They will never die.

This guy is ...
By: Sirduckly. on 30 Dec 08, 23:15:51
This guy is brillant!

hahaha yeah at | ...
By: freekeysband. on 30 Dec 08, 17:21:58
hahaha yeah at |east V and | have a|ternatives wud be a bitch if my f was broken or somethin

Well I meant we'd ...
By: kkrashh. on 30 Dec 08, 12:53:35
Well I meant we'd be wondering why didn't they name the day before what they named the day before yesterday, it's too early for all this madness. I like how your l is broken, my V used to be broken and I have to use \/ lol.

heaven wud be ...
By: freekeysband. on 30 Dec 08, 10:26:40
heaven wud be boring for him cuz its fu|| of pussies and christians,,,who e|se wud make it to heaven? meanwhi|e a|| the rockstars and comedians and awesome pp| r in he||

we|| im askin that ...
By: freekeysband. on 30 Dec 08, 10:24:12
we|| im askin that too a|ready,,,so why not name the day before yesterday n take one |oad of my mind? haha its not |ike its gonna happen ever anyway

Then we'd be asking ...
By: kkrashh. on 30 Dec 08, 08:30:17
Then we'd be asking why didn't they name that day before (the day before yesterday).

wow I a|ways ...
By: freekeysband. on 30 Dec 08, 04:26:49
wow I a|ways thought of his 'the day before yesterday' thing,,,why dont they give it a name? cuz in my |anguage we have a name for it n one for the day after tommorow

I bet you're jewish.
By: Massivecarcrash. on 29 Dec 08, 10:47:52
I bet you're jewish.

ha ha fair enough...
By: xxxonehotmamaxxx. on 27 Dec 08, 13:16:38
ha ha fair enough...

only George Carlin ...
By: yeahmso. on 27 Dec 08, 05:56:18
only George Carlin wasn't a douche.

he looks like mel ...
By: xxxonehotmamaxxx. on 26 Dec 08, 20:13:42
he looks like mel gibson..??

Get the fuck out of ...
By: Br0nze. on 25 Dec 08, 07:02:45
Get the fuck out of here! That's awesome...

and hes dead :P
By: Evulmeh. on 18 Dec 08, 17:17:28
and hes dead :P

Till recentrly I ...
By: kristiqn2005. on 16 Dec 08, 00:53:10
Till recentrly I hadn't heard about George Carlin ! But since I saw a couple of his acts if I may call them that way ,I think he is one of the coolest comedians and people I've ever seen!Everyone should look up to what he says!Make the world a better place for all of us and look up to him!George you are my idol!I will admire you for ever!You are the BEST!!!!

he was young :)
By: shark2772. on 13 Dec 08, 19:17:01
he was young :)

the moment is ...
By: koldproxy. on 08 Dec 08, 02:45:31
the moment is coming....ahh here it is! oh its gone lmao

lol..."TWENTY"...." ...
By: mclovin1617. on 07 Dec 08, 04:23:01
lol..."TWENTY"...."TWENTY MINUTES".

He was really, ...
By: Werebull. on 17 Nov 08, 16:06:03
He was really, amazingly gifted, in a lot of directions. I miss him.

funniest fuck ever
By: g0thb0y666. on 16 Nov 08, 12:36:25
funniest fuck ever

George Carlin / Bob Kurtz - Drawing On My Mind 1985
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 303 seconds

This is the animation featured in the "Carlin On Campus" special, but uncut, in it's original form.
Featured in The International Tournee of Animation: Volume 2
Narrated by George Carlin
Animated by Bob Kurtz
Produced by both. Lookup Bob at imdb.com

Related: animation, bob, carlin, drawing, george, kurtz, mind, my, on

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haha, the ice cream ...
By: g00dTimesBADtimes. on 31 Dec 08, 19:25:54
haha, the ice cream joke is the best!

nude weight lifting ...
By: Mokenofrs. on 06 Nov 08, 06:34:09
nude weight lifting was the only good thing that came outa france

ROOOOLER FUCKIIIING!
By: Behonkiss. on 12 Aug 08, 19:58:14
ROOOOLER FUCKIIIING!

Oh, cool! I ...
By: prammaven. on 26 Jul 08, 06:57:37
Oh, cool! I remember this film! Don't remember where I saw it.

On The Universe Of ...
By: HollywoodDerek3. on 23 Jul 08, 01:49:41
On The Universe Of Sports Segement It Has Team Wrestling W/ Knives (Turkey) Nude Weightlifting (France) Underwater Tobagining (Norway) Men's Vertical Frisbee (U.S.A.) Demeltion Walking (U.S.A) Off Water Boating (U.S.A) Roller Fucking (U.S.A)

Classic animation.
By: 1flesh1prop. on 12 Jul 08, 06:32:24
Classic animation.

This was great.
By: jfleshdprop. on 12 Jul 08, 06:28:32
This was great.

I remember this ...
By: hairypolack. on 26 Jun 08, 14:41:27
I remember this being cut into one of his cable specials neat seeing this in its original form any stories on how it was made?

finally found this. ...
By: alefeb. on 26 Jun 08, 03:40:10
finally found this...been on my mind for years and couldn't remember which special it was. R.I.P. George...I know you're in heaven...smiling down...

the two greatest ...
By: geofree1984. on 26 Jun 08, 01:44:13
the two greatest comediens are both dead! rip george carlin yer the shit

Funny noticing this ...
By: sygo7g. on 24 Jun 08, 07:46:50
Funny noticing this film's been up for a month here yet it's just started to see comments for it! This was a classic. :-)

RIP George, by far ...
By: longliveoakenfold87. on 24 Jun 08, 00:39:05
RIP George, by far one of my fav. segments in a stand-up special by Carlin.

wish there were ...
By: neaatotube. on 23 Jun 08, 21:28:04
wish there were more of these

I remember this one ...
By: LadyofPainNTL. on 23 Jun 08, 21:27:22
I remember this one. George Carlin will be missed. His comedic genius is one we may never see again.

And thank you for ...
By: meesterm0le. on 23 Jun 08, 18:58:39
And thank you for your comment!

We are all very ...
By: KurtzAndFriends. on 23 Jun 08, 18:27:40
We are all very saddened by this great loss. It was a great privilege and a true pleasure to have worked with him. Thanks for posting the entire piece.

RIP Man. U will b ...
By: DCMan06. on 23 Jun 08, 08:38:19
RIP Man. U will b missed by lots of people.

$George Carlin - \"Age\" - 1976$

George Carlin - "Age" - 1976
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 352 seconds

October 26, 1976 - Tony Orlando & Dawn Rainbow Hour
"Time For George"
George was a regular performer on the "Tony Orlando & Dawn Rainbow Hour" show in late 1976. The gig was right up his alley, because he could be himself and work out his routines instead of acting in some bad comedy sketches.

Related: age, carlin, for, george, time

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No but he got the ...
By: em2241992. on 05 Jan 09, 22:05:30
No but he got the benefits of forgetting everything and being able to leave stuff that he didn't want to be at.

He never got to wet ...
By: Circuitboardsoul. on 03 Jan 09, 05:40:28
He never got to wet his pants again. :(

don't plant him too ...
By: eklectric. on 31 Dec 08, 04:51:52
don't plant him too deep though! xD

The laugh at 02:27 ...
By: gaggOLF. on 20 Dec 08, 22:35:41
The laugh at 02:27 is just insane..

Bill Hicks? Dylan ...
By: EnjoyMyProfile. on 16 Dec 08, 22:18:31
Bill Hicks? Dylan Moran also never bores me.

George Carlin is ...
By: JAtria. on 13 Dec 08, 14:24:51
George Carlin is the ONLY Comedian that I can NEVER get tired of listening to! R.I.P George... =[

his FACE is fucking ...
By: mutedmakequiet. on 10 Dec 08, 10:17:10
his FACE is fucking genius as well

No styler, he didn't
By: thestevencrane. on 07 Dec 08, 03:27:05
No styler, he didn't

I fuckin' died at ...
By: Kasakkasotnia. on 04 Dec 08, 08:48:39
I fuckin' died at when he has his forefingers upwards and goes "faaaaivvve?"

Yes, but that bit ...
By: d00derson. on 29 Nov 08, 04:44:57
Yes, but that bit was exceptionaly hillarious.

No no no, 0:18-5:52 ...
By: DonZabu. on 29 Nov 08, 03:59:27
No no no, 0:18-5:52 is hillarious.

3:45-4:05 is ...
By: d00derson. on 01 Nov 08, 23:32:05
3:45-4:05 is fucking hilarious.

at 5:25, doesn't he ...
By: Dethheadkaps. on 23 Oct 08, 05:42:41
at 5:25, doesn't he look like everyones drunk uncle?

"I got em' I got em ...
By: wickett55. on 05 Oct 08, 06:30:51
"I got em' I got em'!" "BOOM!" Lmao!

Too styler1010: ...
By: gredangeo. on 01 Oct 08, 03:30:54
Too styler1010: Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *breathe in* Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Carlin sucked.
By: styler1010. on 01 Oct 08, 01:21:24
Carlin sucked.

Man, that's EXACTLY ...
By: mrpossibilities. on 28 Sep 08, 01:31:00
Man, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

George carlin is ...
By: bOnGsMoKe8. on 20 Sep 08, 21:42:30
George carlin is great.

why? you know how ...
By: GeistWerk. on 03 Sep 08, 17:46:01
why? you know how george thought about things "you just dont talk about" dont you? ;-) he talked about them!

Oh boy, I really ...
By: ntipouan. on 01 Sep 08, 02:10:00
Oh boy, I really love his '76 shows. Much less of the bitterness of the latest years, but the same brilliance. A hell of a performer and free thinker. This beer to you George.

'FIYVE!' Best bit ...
By: Lpoolboy. on 25 Aug 08, 03:01:42
'FIYVE!' Best bit about this video that. So funny.

lol
By: puglover345. on 23 Aug 08, 02:39:21
lol

"aint he little, im ...
By: therealkillerbee. on 21 Aug 08, 22:02:24
"aint he little, im gonna trow him in the air!" haha, AWESOME!

I saw Tony Orlando ...
By: mkl62. on 19 Aug 08, 00:55:28
I saw Tony Orlando and Dawn in March 1976 at the Carolina Coliseum in Columbia, SC. The show was delayed due to an ankle injury to Joyce. They toted her out and she sat on a stool during the performance. But it was a good show, though. Did anyone else see them around this time? Please reply if you did.

That is very funny ...
By: Thomastool83. on 12 Aug 08, 22:28:16
That is very funny you mention that hahaha! Thumbs up.

$George Carlin - \"Rules\" - 1976$

George Carlin - "Rules" - 1976
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 334 seconds

November 9, 1976 - Tony Orlando & Dawn Rainbow Hour
"Time For George"
George was a regular performer on the "Tony Orlando & Dawn Rainbow Hour" show in late 1976. The gig was right up his alley, because he could be himself and work out his routines instead of acting in some bad comedy sketches.

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as Carlin would ...
By: ophian. on 01 Jan 09, 20:19:53
as Carlin would have put "please calm down"

i don't know what ...
By: ophian. on 01 Jan 09, 20:19:04
i don't know what your responding to and frankly i don't really care, but it's it that attitude that i think really screws up the world.

i agree. it's all ...
By: meesterm0le. on 30 Dec 08, 18:25:22
i agree. it's all pap now - garbage. variety shows were awesome. I could watch them forever (though I'm not a big fan of the song&dance routines)

it breaks my heart ...
By: freekeysband. on 30 Dec 08, 04:50:08
it breaks my heart to see how good TV was once I mean from these pp| and Car|in to the shit we have now

classic carlin. ...
By: DrSikenstine666. on 28 Dec 08, 22:12:48
classic carlin. Nothing better.

When did adults ...
By: gaggOLF. on 23 Dec 08, 22:51:30
When did adults stop eating Santa?

Well put.
By: goodtime444. on 20 Dec 08, 07:32:43
Well put.

God's just the ...
By: screech519. on 15 Dec 08, 00:25:03
God's just the adult version of Santa

heey thats where ...
By: FutileFreakX. on 14 Dec 08, 06:24:38
heey thats where all my stuff is!!!

How do you put ...
By: cumulo25. on 06 Dec 08, 14:52:39
How do you put someone's eye out if it wasn't on fire in the first place?

We'll see about ...
By: DoradoGate. on 04 Dec 08, 12:23:40
We'll see about that.

You're a complete ...
By: evulfuson. on 03 Dec 08, 20:19:00
You're a complete moron, do the world a favor and go die. The world would be a lot better without dumb hypocritical fucks like you. And fuck you and fuck your false god.

Yeah mindprism your ...
By: namebling. on 01 Dec 08, 23:45:19
Yeah mindprism your god is right and every other religion and culture is wrong , you ignorant hypocritical pile of shit

Hello DoradoGate. ...
By: NorrisChuckling. on 30 Nov 08, 15:45:32
Hello DoradoGate. Those statements are your belief, your opinion, and I'm willing to respect them, as I'm sure most people will. But it would much more diplomatic of you to include that those are your beliefs, instead of just stating them as facts, and would probably offend fewer people.

I remember now, ...
By: DoradoGate. on 30 Nov 08, 09:55:58
I remember now, sorry for the wrong grammar in my last comment for I am not a native English speaker. Why off course God will destroy all of his foes in a dramatic event, "The Final Judgment" We'll have to wait for the return of Jesus and the Apocalypse shall commence.

"Atheist pretends ...
By: mindprism. on 30 Nov 08, 05:48:37
"Atheist pretends that there is no God just to escape the fact of hell" was your comment I was replying to

What? It's been a ...
By: DoradoGate. on 30 Nov 08, 05:22:44
What? It's been a long time since I post comment here. Would you refresh my memory what the is topic in your comment to me Mr. MindPrism

--Atheist pretends ...
By: mindprism. on 30 Nov 08, 00:59:07
--Atheist pretends that there is no God just to escape the fact of hell If there is a hell, then there must be a devil, and if theres a devil, he's probably making people not believe in God... ... and if people don't believe in God because of the devil, isn't that Gods fault - because God could surely destroy the devil... ... but he doesn't, so maybe there is no God -- OR... ...maybe Gods whole plan is to flush out hateful little fucks like you and send THEM to hell. Sounds logical to me.

hahaha this guys so ...
By: socgeo. on 18 Nov 08, 07:55:59
hahaha this guys so creative =)

he kept performing ...
By: SurpentineSacrifice. on 14 Nov 08, 07:37:21
he kept performing up until his death, he had a lot to say, and wasn't afraid to say it, and it was all stuff we could agree with. too bad he had to die. but then, we all do, he lived a full life, and made a lot of people laugh, that is, in my opinion, a great man.

Rockin down the ...
By: TREYOLDHIPPIE. on 07 Nov 08, 01:36:48
Rockin down the house in heaven. Messin around with us still.

"No singing at the ...
By: badspike. on 25 Oct 08, 01:10:34
"No singing at the table" LOL.....

i loved that face ...
By: 80sfan1985. on 03 Oct 08, 00:00:36
i loved that face that he made with the ''poking someones out''. rofl. may he rest in peace.

i choked on my ...
By: MinisterKGB. on 23 Sep 08, 20:25:37
i choked on my drink rest in the ground george

so true still a ...
By: thepoison1627. on 21 Sep 08, 16:11:55
so true still a shame he had to die tho

George Carlin on Jay Leno Pt.2 - 2001
Posted by: meesterm0le

Video duration: 433 seconds

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Rest in ...
By: ThePsychoReturns. on 06 Jan 09, 05:29:04
Rest in Restlessness.

Yeah he was also a ...
By: ACDCfreak50. on 31 Dec 08, 17:54:18
Yeah he was also a stand-in host if Carson wasn't there.

Hey, I just thought ...
By: Freddieboy44. on 23 Dec 08, 11:03:40
Hey, I just thought about something: didn't George host The Tonight Show one or two times while Johnny was on break?

no, he appeared on ...
By: riownsyourmother. on 15 Dec 08, 16:11:54
no, he appeared on the tonight show over 100 times. everything just isn't on youtube, because youtube ain't perfect.

I don't get it. ...
By: EMcCay14. on 01 Dec 08, 22:57:28
I don't get it. could you explain?

2nd time on tonight ...
By: nomoreblo. on 18 Nov 08, 09:14:59
2nd time on tonight show 1st in 1972

This shouldn't ...
By: balls2balls. on 04 Nov 08, 11:43:54
This shouldn't qualify as an interview, it's just Jay feeding George lines so he can quote himself.

Really?
By: littlteapot. on 18 Oct 08, 19:24:10
Really?

R.I.R
By: 06452017. on 06 Oct 08, 05:50:21
R.I.R

what makes you ...
By: gworthey. on 15 Sep 08, 05:48:10
what makes you think the other two bland tired repetitive plastic bozos are any better than leno?

Thank you for ...
By: patricia1955. on 07 Sep 08, 21:01:09
Thank you for posting. It's a pleasure to see videos of Mr. Carlin. R.I.P. Carlin !!!!!

For accuracy, ...
By: spicy321. on 07 Sep 08, 10:55:10
For accuracy, George's first Leno appearance was in 1993 after he took over for Johnny. I have it on a VHS somewhere back home. Great post, regardless!

david letterman and ...
By: UR2H. on 22 Aug 08, 22:37:28
david letterman and conan o brien are the only real talk shows. jay leno is just a derivative of the real thing. I hate jay leno and his retarded audience that cheers insanely for anne coulter but gives george carlin a bland cheer.

leno's audience is ...
By: netmdfreek2004. on 18 Aug 08, 02:12:44
leno's audience is a bunch of yuppie middle americans

lmao 4th
By: jcane28eatsfatpuss. on 15 Aug 08, 22:13:55
lmao 4th

And what about the ...
By: Animatiotron. on 14 Aug 08, 00:38:40
And what about the goal keepers ?! They can use arms!.

ohoh great!!! ...
By: verbeek69. on 11 Aug 08, 18:49:08
ohoh great!!! damn i wish i heard earlier of this guy! EU

PWAHAAHAAAAH man ...
By: dapunkof1975. on 26 Jul 08, 07:20:37
PWAHAAHAAAAH man this guy is amazing.

Leno is reduced to ...
By: mysterywhiteboy45. on 24 Jul 08, 08:13:24
Leno is reduced to a mere pawn for his routine... not actually an interview, Carlin could have done the whole thing himself without that fat talentless hack.

;)-
By: meesterm0le. on 29 Jun 08, 13:49:13
;)-

No, that's just a ...
By: 18thseason. on 29 Jun 08, 09:43:52
No, that's just a faggot college activity xD

What About Lacrosse ...
By: thedude2391. on 29 Jun 08, 06:41:44
What About Lacrosse, Is That A Sport?

FOURTH!?
By: iMarkzor. on 27 Jun 08, 15:17:14
FOURTH!?

second!
By: jbeach05. on 26 Jun 08, 11:49:39
second!

FIRST!
By: Insanedeath209. on 26 Jun 08, 03:48:30
FIRST!

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